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About johnc3po : So you clicked on my profile so I guess you want to know shit... (or you saw my sexy picture ;) well I'm 15 I'm a freshman in high school, I love baking... girls hit me up
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015