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  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 September 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1475
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About johnc3po : So you clicked on my profile so I guess you want to know shit... (or you saw my sexy picture ;) well I'm 15 I'm a freshman in high school, I love baking... girls hit me up

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Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see who's dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML

#15260051
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36330) - you deserved it (3207)

On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -

Today, my boyfriend set up a very romantic dinner. Afterwards, he offered to wash the dishes while I went upstairs and relaxed. His way of washing the dishes was to scrape all the food off, then wipe the juices off the dishes with a paper towel before putting them back in the cupboards. FML

#15257767
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27963) - you deserved it (5929)

On 03/10/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by Myboyfriendisaromanticslob (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

#15254679
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30081) - you deserved it (5346)

On 03/09/2011 at 8:48pm - misc - by ants9omarching (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

#15252423
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42054) - you deserved it (4081)

On 03/09/2011 at 5:27pm - love - by drebel (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

#15251582
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40452) - you deserved it (4381)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm - animals - by blahhlovely_30 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

#15250460
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34289) - you deserved it (6859)

On 03/09/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML

#15248792
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38776) - you deserved it (5649)

On 03/09/2011 at 5:04am - love - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

#15248393
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42436) - you deserved it (4029)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32308) - you deserved it (7005)

On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

#15231026
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29045) - you deserved it (12113)

On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

#15215941
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39990) - you deserved it (20736)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

#15207309
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40609) - you deserved it (3314)

On 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by devinbyrne - United States (Texas)

Today, I was telling my students that it's unnecessary to put arrows on the bottom of the page to tell me there's work on the back, I check it anyway. At the end of the day, at least 6 kids came up to me asking to change their grade because I forgot to grade the back. They hadn't put arrows. FML

#15189592
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7007) - you deserved it (56094)

On 03/03/2011 at 8:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

#15188063
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42960) - you deserved it (4873)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I noticed my new neighbor had taken the liberty of putting up signs all around their lawn overnight. There are at least a dozen signs detailing the various reasons everyone on the planet is condemned to hell. FML

#15186423
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25244) - you deserved it (2686)

On 03/03/2011 at 1:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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