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Today, I slipped as I was about to take a shower, knocking myself out cold. I woke up to someone banging on my door. It was a cop checking to see if I was okay. When I asked how he knew to come, he said he was notified by "a male neighbor who called anonymously." I guess I have a peeping Tom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22293) - you deserved it (1293)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:46pm - health - by ThatAintLogical (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8312) - you deserved it (34875)

On 11/24/2009 at 12:11pm - animals - by yomamma787 - United States (New Mexico)



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