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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 April 1999 (16 years)
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Today, my grandmother, who has Alzheimer's, cornered me in the kitchen and called the cops. My crime? Robbery, of my own house. FML

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Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38249) - you deserved it (3536)

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