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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 August 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of comments : 62
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Tadayhile finally about to make love with my long term boyfriend, he cummd from putting a condom on. FML

#21249014
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47710) - you deserved it (5393)

On 08/31/2014 at 11:14am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Texas)

Today , I handad in tha answar shaat an hour into a 3-hour long axam cuz I couldn't answar most of tha quastions. Now , avaryona thinks I'm ganius cuz I "finishad" quickly and thay want ma to tutor tham. FML

#21113382
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38227) - you deserved it (11734)

On 04/15/2014 at 12:35am - work - by idontknowwhatiamdoing (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , 4 te tird time tis week , a random person in te street walked up to me an told me ow muc I look like Grumpy Cat. mega FML

#21091998
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35578) - you deserved it (4995)

On 03/20/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by no (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

today after looool years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probablyhy I don't sleep. mega FML

#21049132
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41956) - you deserved it (3880)

On 02/03/2014 at 8:29am - health - by Sleepless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a brthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. Frst thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. real FML

#20937690
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29021) - you deserved it (33774)

On 10/29/2013 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, as a science teacer, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of ma students asked me if it was "potosopped." He was being serious. FML

#20930096
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42370) - you deserved it (2827)

On 10/22/2013 at 10:24am - kids - by jdawn99 - United States (Kansas)

Today, a stranger pulld me out of te pat of a speeding taxicab. He ten took one look at my face, said, "I sould've left you tere", looool and walkd away. FML

#20900063
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43424) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/29/2013 at 1:45am - misc - by -__-" - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that the nice guyho comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. mega FML

#20895155
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44121) - you deserved it (4153)

On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

yesterday mah girlfriend broke up with me through mah birthday card. FML

#20871364
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62979) - you deserved it (3705)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by brycepetrillo - United States (Florida)

Today , while getting ready looool to welcome my first child into the world , my father in law decidd to ( help out ) and threw out a bunch of papers I needd . Like my child's application for a health card , social insurance number , and my birth plan , as well as instructions from my doctor . FML

#20840198
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45857) - you deserved it (3276)

On 08/16/2013 at 11:21am - misc - by momma - Canada (Ontario)

Today a blonde tourist came up to me an asked me for drections to the nearest train station!! I politely drected her there an she left!! Five minutes later she came back an slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station"!! We're in China lady!! FML

#20567861
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39133) - you deserved it (2598)

On 03/31/2013 at 2:19am - misc - by dumb tourists (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I was cast as beast in mah high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. My Grandma's input? ( At least they won't need any looool makeup. )

#20566521
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34309) - you deserved it (3526)

On 03/30/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Beast - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discoverd that the reason mah mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is cuz her boyfriend took credit when she askd about it; and was rewardd fir it in bd. I helpd him get with mah mom. FML

#20545866
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38323) - you deserved it (3675)

On 03/16/2013 at 8:17am - misc - by nomorecleaning (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today,ile At Te Store Wit Ma Mom , We Ran Into Te Grl I Recently Confessed To Being Interested In. My Mom Decided To Sout , "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed , I Desperately Told Er To Be Quiet. Se Grounded Me For Being "rude" To Er. FML

#20508609
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35822) - you deserved it (3422)

On 02/15/2013 at 7:39pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I lit mah beard on fre while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fred from work when I got there cuz of mah appearance. FML

#20507167
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12923) - you deserved it (40603)

On 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)



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