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  • Birth Date : Monday 26 March 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33628) - you deserved it (16712)

On 01/14/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML


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