- Town/Country : Not specified
- Title : Mister
- Birth Date : Thursday 22 March 1990 (26 years old)
- <3 status : Single
- Number of visits : 1047
- Number of comments : 208
- Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted
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by somuchhatesolittleworld / 05/09/2016 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let up about it. I don't know how to break it to him that his penis is too small for me to suck and look upward at the same time. FML
by oh gee / 05/02/2016 at 1:01am / Intimacy
by longing for emancipation / 04/29/2016 at 11:09pm / United States (South Dakota) / Health
Today, the head chef at work yelled at me for not knowing the difference between two sauces. I couldn't win the argument, even after a coworker admitted to filling both bottles with the same sauce. FML
by notabadserver / 03/31/2016 at 1:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Harry641 / 02/23/2016 at 5:53pm / United Kingdom (Hounslow) / Love
by not satisfied / 02/11/2016 at 12:06pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by hannieannie / 02/09/2016 at 4:51pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML
by sandra / 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy
by Sunflora219 / 01/21/2016 at 9:34am / United States (New York) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/21/2016 at 8:40am / Belgium (West-Vlaanderen) / Miscellaneous
Today, while shopping for Black Friday, I got in line, hoping to get an Xbox One. I spent so long mistakenly standing in line for the bathroom that the store had sold out by the time I realized my mistake. FML
by nitemastr15 / 11/27/2015 at 7:18pm / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, my stepmom asked me to bake pies for a dinner party she was having. Since I love baking, I said yes. When I went to deliver the pies, I found out they were for a family dinner I wasn't invited to. FML
by anon / 11/27/2015 at 3:21pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2015 at 8:17am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Haze / 11/23/2015 at 10:25pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Animals
Today, our family bought a new car. When we got home, I opened the trunk to get my backpack. It turns out I left it in the trunk of our trade-in. The dealership is closed now and I have a presentation due tomorrow. FML
by forgetful / 10/30/2015 at 5:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous