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  • Number of visits : 569
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About joetan : I'm a Singaporean... :-P

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Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

#1014149
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I agree, your life sucks (98876) - you deserved it (15046)

On 04/16/2009 at 4:40am - intimacy - by sad_gay (man) - United States (California)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (244278) - you deserved it (32230)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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