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joetan

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  • Town/Country : Sembawang, Singapore
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1081
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About joetan : I'm a Singaporean... :-P

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Visits<b>Tomato_Cheese</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 7:59am<b>Ladisa</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 3:39pm<b>Hyacinth_shmily</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 8:45am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 1:57am<b>DerSuldam</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 7:16am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 10:55pm<b>EverVanity</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 8:01am<b>kindleh09</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 9:42am<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 7:46am<b>LittleRed79</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 5:43pm<b>weirdly_cute</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 9:08pm<b>Khaleesi_26</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 5:48pm<b>blondie1205829</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 2:54pm<b>DntLookBack</b> - the 08/26/2013 at 8:25pm<b>jonsmith01973</b> - the 07/17/2013 at 1:18pm<b>dead_insects</b> - the 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm<b>Alwaysontherun</b> - the 06/05/2013 at 8:32am<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 4:57am

Fucked!<b>Ladisa</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 9:39pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 9:01am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 4:55am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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joetan's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

by OhFseriously123 / 08/06/2009 at 6:05am / Italy (Lombardia) / Intimacy

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

by NoBalls / 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

by sad_gay / 04/16/2009 at 4:40am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy