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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 December 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1307
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About joemk2012 : My name is Joe.. uh... the end

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Today, while driving I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6283) - you deserved it (58477)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, upon getting out of the shower, I discovered the towel I grabbed off the rack had dried poop on it. Apparently, during my sister's birthday party yesterday, we'd run out of toilet paper. FML

#12288946
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32037) - you deserved it (3632)

On 08/03/2010 at 2:13pm - misc - by missalexa - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started at 11:53. I didn't last until midnight. FML

#7080938
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11641) - you deserved it (18604)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by FavreFan99 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45615) - you deserved it (2971)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)



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