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joefrazier

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11999
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About joefrazier : My name is Tyrone.

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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joefrazier's favorite FMLs

TODAY, I WALKED IN ON MY MOM SHOWING HER FRIENDS THAT SHE CAN DEEPTHROAT A BANANA. THAT'S SOMETHING I COULD'VE LIVED A LONG AN HAPPY LIFE WITHOUT SEIENG. REAL FML

#21141912
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52482) - you deserved it (5055)

On 05/16/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by fuck florida (man) - United States (California)

Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid . After we spent ages wandering around trying to fine her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today . FML

#21141882
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40611) - you deserved it (3985)

On 05/16/2014 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland)

yesterday I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML

#21141320
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48312) - you deserved it (4017)

On 05/15/2014 at 11:15pm - kids - by madbirthdaymomma (woman) - United States (Georgia)

yesterday I woke up to somebody shaking mah shoulder. I had slept over at a friend's house... so I assumed mah friend was just fooling around. With mah head under the pillow... I swung mah hand at his face then gave him the finger. Turns out... mah friend left fir basketball and I had slept in. It was his mom. FML

#21141244
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40243) - you deserved it (17032)

On 05/15/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by NickJJ - Canada (Ontario)

today ona of mah yaar looool 9 studants finishad tha tast an hour aarly. Ha dacidad to spand tha tima by ( staalthily ) whacking off. His antira dask was shaking in a silant room. FML

Today, I got into THE party of the year . Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father an I were out of town . FML

#21140812
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38098) - you deserved it (5056)

On 05/15/2014 at 4:38pm - kids - by jessicab72 - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I HAD TO INFORM A PATIANT THAT SHA HAS AN STD. SHA RAACTD BY KICKING MA IN THA NUTS. FML

#21140637
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49921) - you deserved it (4464)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:08pm - health - by bruised_scrotum - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today I receivd yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applid to. After crying 4 a week about how lousy I felt mah older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

#21140332
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67057) - you deserved it (4958)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by livingamongtheflowers - United States

Today , I'm Moving. While Packing , I Realizd I Hadn't Seen My Cat In A Few Hours. I Calld Her An Realizd She Was Inside One Of The Hundreds Of Boxes In My House. I Accidentally Packd My Cat. FML

#21139824
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42217) - you deserved it (15798)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today , mah boyfriend saw mah boobs for the first time. His reaction was , ( Well that's... disappointing ). FML

#21139580
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54485) - you deserved it (6720)

On 05/14/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I flexed so hard for a selfie , I gave myself a hernia. FML

#21138987
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23097) - you deserved it (66363)

On 05/13/2014 at 7:46pm - health - by ShutTheFuCupcake (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denid in front of everyone. The staff teasd me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend beggd for money outside. FML

#21138924
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43662) - you deserved it (7687)

On 05/13/2014 at 6:37pm - money - by Harry (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today I nervously flirted with a very cute guy . Being a little overweight I rarely think cute guys will go for me . This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it . big fat FML

#21138042
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55932) - you deserved it (7148)

On 05/12/2014 at 7:49pm - love - by nofatchicks (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday... mah wife got all excitedhen she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heret to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

#21137819
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47113) - you deserved it (6128)

On 05/12/2014 at 3:41pm - misc - by Jarool - Canada (Alberta)

ME AND THE GUY I WAS DATING RAN INTO MAH SISTER AT THE MALL. HE TOOK ONE LOOK AT HER AND MUMBLD , "GREAT , I CHOSE THE UGLY ONE" UNDER HIS BREATH. FML

#21137666
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58685) - you deserved it (5688)

On 05/12/2014 at 12:01pm - love - by bambam - United States (Texas)



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