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joefrazier

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10186
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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joefrazier's favorite FMLs

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17747) - you deserved it (2476)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

#3430
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23774) - you deserved it (5799)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8846) - you deserved it (33125)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46760) - you deserved it (1780)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46760) - you deserved it (1780)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

#2721
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5498) - you deserved it (29732)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by godhatesme - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

#2705
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28715) - you deserved it (6797)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by bad surprise - United States (New York)

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

#2645
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26776) - you deserved it (2209)

On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

#2478
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22784) - you deserved it (7894)

On 01/24/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by thatsjustgreat - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

#2336
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8404) - you deserved it (49363)

On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

#2336
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8404) - you deserved it (49363)

On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, we received a wedding invitation from a couple who are renting an apartment from us. They haven't paid rent for several months. My father is listed as the "principal sponsor." FML

#2284
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20309) - you deserved it (1922)

On 01/23/2009 at 5:16am - money - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML

#2215
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22943) - you deserved it (2533)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by TotallyFkd - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a F*ing idiot. FML

#2212
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4790) - you deserved it (40418)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:34pm - love - by Princeton - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML

#2177
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6797) - you deserved it (23877)

On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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