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joefrazier

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14510
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About joefrazier : My name is Tyrone.

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joefrazier's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

#4294
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8481) - you deserved it (33797)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

#4288
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14767) - you deserved it (24456)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by joe - United States (California)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29984) - you deserved it (5479)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

#4121
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31462) - you deserved it (5341)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Lars - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

#3778
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17881) - you deserved it (2489)

On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

#3430
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23996) - you deserved it (5816)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8936) - you deserved it (33377)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47023) - you deserved it (1801)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47023) - you deserved it (1801)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

#2721
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5567) - you deserved it (29951)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by godhatesme - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

#2705
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30924) - you deserved it (7094)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by bad surprise - United States (New York)

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

#2645
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29014) - you deserved it (2433)

On 01/26/2009 at 10:51am - love - by saywhat - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

#2478
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24960) - you deserved it (8354)

On 01/24/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by thatsjustgreat - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

#2336
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9271) - you deserved it (51990)

On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

#2336
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9271) - you deserved it (51990)

On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)



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