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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7267
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

#2012
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17741) - you deserved it (2868)

On 01/21/2009 at 7:36am - love - by Noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

#1859
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8332) - you deserved it (23572)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, the phone rang. I run to get the call, I trip, fall on a metal chair. Tears in my eyes and out of breath I pick up... "Hi, do you have a minute to answer a few questions? It's for a survey." FML

#1820
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17163) - you deserved it (3593)

On 01/20/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Kika - Sent from mobile version

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27485) - you deserved it (8852)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
126 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML

#1483
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11027) - you deserved it (21241)

On 01/17/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by ishweta56 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

#1302
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5476) - you deserved it (22172)

On 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by jen - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML

#1219
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19878) - you deserved it (2130)

On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

#1065
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10136) - you deserved it (46586)

On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

#984
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22561) - you deserved it (4445)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:55am - money - by Celina - United States (California)

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

#922
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4702) - you deserved it (36093)

On 01/10/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by karl - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my wife and I went to a wedding. At one in the morning, when the cheese was being served, we were starting to fall asleep at the table, so we went to our car to take a short nap. When we woke up it was 5am, and the party was over. FML

#721
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7063) - you deserved it (28895)

On 01/06/2009 at 10:58pm - misc - by takeiteasy - Sent from mobile version

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7045) - you deserved it (26817)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

#845
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30812) - you deserved it (6245)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

#845
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30812) - you deserved it (6245)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by - Sent from mobile version



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