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joefrazier

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14787
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About joefrazier : My name is Tyrone.

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joefrazier's favorite FMLs

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

#21320813
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31811) - you deserved it (2421)

On 12/20/2014 at 9:41am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

#21312768
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42328) - you deserved it (2668)

On 12/06/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

#21304446
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45899) - you deserved it (2874)

On 11/23/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

#21296872
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47906) - you deserved it (4913)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML

#21288043
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33380) - you deserved it (4679)

On 10/29/2014 at 10:41pm - work - by OfficeFatty - United States

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

#21284616
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35740) - you deserved it (2827)

On 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, the only reason I work 12-hour shifts and close at midnight every Saturday is because my boss doesn't like the fact that I have a boyfriend. FML

Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML

#21266131
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37056) - you deserved it (3224)

On 09/27/2014 at 12:22am - work - by heretoserve (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it's been two months since I started a three-year contract at a new job. So far, 5 people have resigned. Pretty sure I've joined a sinking ship. FML

#21264311
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30523) - you deserved it (2611)

On 09/24/2014 at 3:15am - work - by SinkingShip (woman) - South Africa

Today, it's the first day of fall. It's also the day that over 20 people have made jokes about my name being "Autumn" like they're the funniest, most original people alive. It's not even 8 am. This is going to be a long day. FML

#21263689
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33590) - you deserved it (3252)

On 09/23/2014 at 8:00am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML

#21262317
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45570) - you deserved it (7168)

On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

#21262210
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41980) - you deserved it (11706)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I stopped two little boys from spitting over a railing at the piano player two floors below in the department store I work at. Their mom complained to my boss about me. FML

#21231280
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41076) - you deserved it (2913)

On 08/06/2014 at 10:22pm - work - by spitstopper - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

#21212865
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44904) - you deserved it (3677)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:45pm - money - by what people do for money - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

#21212155
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50912) - you deserved it (6533)

On 07/17/2014 at 7:32pm - animals - by kittynapper - United States (Colorado)



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