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joefrazier

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 August 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 20209
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About joefrazier : My name is Tyrone.

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joefrazier's favorite FMLs

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2015 at 7:52am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I received a break-up text while in a cramped car with my whole family. I had to choke back tears as we got stuck in traffic with the radio playing one love song after another. FML

by ThatOneChick856 / 07/10/2015 at 7:23pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

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Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

by RecentCollegeGrad / 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm / Kids

Today, after 5 years in a row of my family doing absolutely nothing to even acknowledge my birthday, I got train tickets to see my boyfriend for the weekend and celebrate with him. I woke up to 6 angry texts about how I'm 'selfish' for not staying at home with my family. FML

by happy21sttome / 06/15/2015 at 9:39am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML

by cbarr98 / 06/05/2015 at 9:00pm / United States (Iowa) / Work

Today, during jury duty, the shitbag who's accused of capital murder in our trial took the stand. The prosecution made him look like a total idiot. He got more and more flustered and eventually screamed at us that he'll have us killed if we find him guilty. I believe him. FML

by Anonymous / 06/05/2015 at 2:05pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

by avatarnicole9 / 06/04/2015 at 1:17am / Canada / Animals

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

by probably single / 05/29/2015 at 2:28pm / Denmark (Syddanmark) / Love

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

by tmi4me / 05/25/2015 at 11:50pm / United States / Work

Today, my son was at a birthday party. After eating a plate of cake, he loudly asked the birthday boy's mum if he could have sloppy seconds. I don't know where he heard that phrase, but the other kids' parents shot me very dirty looks. FML

by Anonymous / 03/07/2015 at 11:59am / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids

Today, my boss refused to give me vacation time for my wedding and honeymoon because she didn't have a honeymoon and because of that apparently neither should I. FML

by bingalingading / 02/11/2015 at 8:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Work

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Today, my girlfriend told me that her fear of PDA has gotten so bad, she doesn't think she'll even be able to kiss me on our wedding day. Her parents are going be there and she can't imagine showing affection in front of other people, let alone her parents. FML

by uggg / 01/23/2015 at 1:09pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML

by innocent / 01/05/2015 at 10:11pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my daughter was putting clothes in the drier when she yelled, "Mom!! The drier won't start!" I had to explain to her that the door needed to be shut. Her response, "Oh. I didn't know that mattered." She's 15. FML

by i_am_forever / 01/05/2015 at 8:59pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday, so I decided to take her to a fancy restaurant and give her an expensive $400 necklace that I had bought. Being traditional, I asked the waiter to arrange it nicely on the tray when he came with our dessert. Neither he nor the necklace ever showed up. FML

by JJ_V3N0M / 01/03/2015 at 5:48am / United States (California) / Love