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Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML
by charitableidiot / 06/05/2014 at 6:23pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well: for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML
by Apcn / 06/05/2014 at 4:05pm / France (Bretagne) / Animals
Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML
by Off_Road / 06/04/2014 at 3:30pm / United States (Alaska) / Transportation
by Aether / 06/03/2014 at 6:51pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, after my bosses excitedly told me I'm getting promoted to customer service at our grocery store, a customer called me an idiot in the parking lot for accidentally backing into the shopping cart she left in my blind spot. And so it begins. FML
by Helpful Smile / 05/20/2014 at 7:50pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/19/2014 at 2:43pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
by ColoredPencil13 / 05/10/2014 at 9:35am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by unlovedmommy / 05/08/2014 at 5:49pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by PCJJacket / 05/05/2014 at 1:30pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
by only my life / 04/22/2014 at 6:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Intimacy
Today, after years of marriage and my lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of wine and still be sober. This means I've built immunity to the last thing that can make me want to have sex with him. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2014 at 11:00pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
by BabyButt / 04/09/2014 at 1:50pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/05/2014 at 10:27am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Violet / 04/04/2014 at 9:57pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Love
by IcyWinter / 04/02/2014 at 4:16am / Canada (Manitoba) / Kids
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…