Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

joea21

Search for a member

joea21

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 February 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1468
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About joea21 : Country, gym, and beer makes a perfect life.

joea21's page activity

Visits<b>feven</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 9:51pm<b>christinaaa_94</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 11:07am<b>Izzyduck07</b> - the 10/28/2014 at 2:44pm<b>estefa20</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 11:26pm<b>Larissa24</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 9:39am<b>averynicole18</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 10:09pm<b>ksadhera</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 2:56pm<b>vegasked</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 1:27am<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 5:52pm<b>kkkkkkkkkka</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 4:10am<b>paramor3</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 4:46pm<b>gili707</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 7:59am<b>Flendre_scarlet</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 11:35am<b>rraaachel</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 2:34pm<b>tard1s</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 1:04pm<b>sagemarie209</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 10:20pm<b>krupa1017</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 2:57pm<b>challan</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 1:00am

joea21's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

See all of joea21's badges

joea21's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML

#21164174
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21199) - you deserved it (37945)

On 06/05/2014 at 6:23pm - misc - by charitableidiot (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML

#21162885
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45454) - you deserved it (3592)

On 06/04/2014 at 3:30pm - misc - by Off_Road (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I got to explain to someone that "enjoying the warm, rich aromas of fecal matter" is not a good subject to use as an ice breaker for making friends. FML

#21161981
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35076) - you deserved it (4298)

On 06/03/2014 at 6:51pm - misc - by Aether - United States (Texas)

Today, after my bosses excitedly told me I'm getting promoted to customer service at our grocery store, a customer called me an idiot in the parking lot for accidentally backing into the shopping cart she left in my blind spot. And so it begins. FML

#21146606
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37241) - you deserved it (5029)

On 05/20/2014 at 7:50pm - work - by Helpful Smile - United States (Iowa)

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

#21145215
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48147) - you deserved it (4830)

On 05/19/2014 at 2:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

#21135508
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51620) - you deserved it (4502)

On 05/10/2014 at 9:35am - misc - by ColoredPencil13 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my four year old son came into the restroom while I was applying my make-up, and asked me "Mommy, are you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" FML

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

#21131413
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45258) - you deserved it (22605)

On 05/05/2014 at 1:30pm - intimacy - by PCJJacket - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

#21120108
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46247) - you deserved it (5715)

On 04/22/2014 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by only my life (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after years of marriage and my lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of wine and still be sober. This means I've built immunity to the last thing that can make me want to have sex with him. FML

#21119490
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49115) - you deserved it (13019)

On 04/21/2014 at 11:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

#21108537
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23415) - you deserved it (37797)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:50pm - love - by BabyButt - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I found out that the squeaking I've heard for the past three months, that I thought was my guinea pig, is actually my girlfriend cheating on me with my older brother. FML

#21105078
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67437) - you deserved it (6414)

On 04/05/2014 at 10:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML

#21104753
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37685) - you deserved it (5430)

On 04/04/2014 at 9:57pm - misc - by Violet (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had to tell my daughter that just because markers say "washable", it doesn't mean that you can draw all over our newly-painted walls. She's 15. FML

#21102656
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41357) - you deserved it (6047)

On 04/02/2014 at 4:16am - kids - by IcyWinter - Canada (Manitoba)



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: