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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About joc666 : Ehh not much to this dude I spend most of my time on my PS3 gaming from the uncharted series to the god of war saga even a bit of Fifa! Although my time is being taken at the moment by watching Batman: The Animated Series. I go out as much as I can and have fun I also play sports on Sundays from football to soccer and then basketball. Too bored to write more any questions n just ask mate....

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Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84063) - you deserved it (4754)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

#5168083
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33915) - you deserved it (7513)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

#1866535
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75055) - you deserved it (10820)

On 05/12/2009 at 3:19am - health - by bathroomseww (woman) - United States (California)

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

#748414
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18982) - you deserved it (111013)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:06pm - health - by nic (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79744) - you deserved it (24725)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79744) - you deserved it (24725)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)



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