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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 January 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I looked at my neighbor's empty lawn; he's an old guy and he usually has the best Christmas lights. We knew he might not be able to do them this year, so I felt bad and I did them for him. Later, a neighbor asked about them and I told her that I helped out. She said, "You do know he died, right?" FML


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On 12/21/2012 at 11:00am - misc - by Syd - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML


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On 12/16/2012 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Steve - United States (Wisconsin)

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