Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

jnrockstar10

Search for a member

jnrockstar10

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 December 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 773
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jnrockstar10 : My first name is Jesse and thats all im telling you about that subject. I am engaged to the love of my life and am very happy. I am pretty easygoing and get along with most everybody ecept little 13-16 year olds who think think they are smarter than everybody and think they understand people. Personaly I think these little kids have nothing better to do than harass people and act like idiots.

jnrockstar10's page activity

Visits<b>Andreeya</b> - the 06/18/2014 at 1:40pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:58pm<b>wrappedinplastic</b> - the 01/27/2011 at 9:20pm<b>DogmaT</b> - the 04/14/2010 at 1:36pm<b>AngryNinja</b> - the 02/27/2010 at 5:25pm<b>allison00</b> - the 02/17/2010 at 11:06pm<b>crazysicknasty</b> - the 02/17/2010 at 9:47pm<b>dg72592</b> - the 02/17/2010 at 9:10pm<b>undead_army</b> - the 02/17/2010 at 8:58am<b>mysmjas</b> - the 02/16/2010 at 1:06pm<b>Hanban</b> - the 02/15/2010 at 7:04am<b>24788</b> - the 02/15/2010 at 1:19am<b>AndreaHaha</b> - the 02/13/2010 at 10:07pm<b>cjammer</b> - the 02/12/2010 at 8:43pm<b>jessxoxo28</b> - the 02/12/2010 at 4:48pm<b>deng314</b> - the 02/12/2010 at 12:09pm

jnrockstar10's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

jnrockstar10's favorite FMLs

Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

#8361510
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37428) - you deserved it (3199)

On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37875) - you deserved it (3363)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30222) - you deserved it (2298)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: