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jnrockstar10
  • Town/Country : New york City, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 December 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 690
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jnrockstar10 : My first name is Jesse and thats all im telling you about that subject. I am engaged to the love of my life and am very happy. I am pretty easygoing and get along with most everybody ecept little 13-16 year olds who think think they are smarter than everybody and think they understand people. Personaly I think these little kids have nothing better to do than harass people and act like idiots.

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Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35917) - you deserved it (3083)

On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34616) - you deserved it (3109)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28764) - you deserved it (2159)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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