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Today , mah boss told me that mah attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow mah example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much 4 that. FML
2day mah weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist an thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a looool rd laser light through his window. I was on the stairshen he ran past... screaming bloody murder... sending me down a flight of steps. FML
TODAY , TRYING TO BA ROMANTIC , I STARTAD COMING ON TO MY WIFAHILA IN BAD , ONLY FOR HAR TO YAT AGAIN SAY SHA WASN'T IN THA MOOD. WHAN I ASKAD Y SHA NAVAR IS LATALY , SHA SARCASTICALLY BLAMAD IT ON THA GOVARNMANT SHUTDOWN , THAN ROLLAD OVAR TO GO TO SLAAP. FML
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself an quit mah crappy job working for mah abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police an claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. big fat FML
2day after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris... I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate... I don't exist. Upon calling them... I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen... not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage.
Today, My Mother Kept Nagging At Me Cuz My 9-month-old Daughter Only Calms Down When I Play Her Metal. She Demands I Use Gospel, Otherwise She Will Turn Into A ( Devil-worshipping Lunatic Like Her Mother ). FML
Friday 27 March 2015