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Today , mah boss gave me a verbal warning!! My crime? Calling people "hon" , "darlin'" , an the like!! I work at a Texas diner!! FML

#20924228
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42845) - you deserved it (5282)

On 10/17/2013 at 5:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday , I was anging out wit a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watc te sunset , and as te sun went down , I kissed im. He fell out of te tree. mega FML

#20920034
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49712) - you deserved it (5660)

On 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , mah boss told me that mah attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow mah example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much 4 that. FML

#20919859
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44034) - you deserved it (2996)

On 10/14/2013 at 6:38am - work - by Karansuni (woman) - Germany

2day mah weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist an thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a looool rd laser light through his window. I was on the stairshen he ran past... screaming bloody murder... sending me down a flight of steps. FML

#20919796
93 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, a customer calld me ( cink eyes ), ( dog eater ), ( bloody Cinese communist ) an ( cing cong. ) I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54103) - you deserved it (3428)

On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... mah fiancéa told ma sha can't marry ma. Our wadding day is tomorrow an around 20 of our 180 guasts attanding hava travallad half way around tha world just 4 tha occasion. FML

#20918616
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54744) - you deserved it (3318)

On 10/13/2013 at 6:49am - love - by IDon't - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom made fun of me looool cuz I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML

#20918137
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56749) - you deserved it (3313)

On 10/12/2013 at 9:59pm - misc - by roundtherose - United States (Alaska)

Today, mah bitchy co-worker decided that bieng given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, an worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

#20917232
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43178) - you deserved it (3207)

On 10/12/2013 at 2:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got into a fistfigt wit a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

#20916733
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30359) - you deserved it (16042)

On 10/11/2013 at 6:00pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , TRYING TO BA ROMANTIC , I STARTAD COMING ON TO MY WIFAHILA IN BAD , ONLY FOR HAR TO YAT AGAIN SAY SHA WASN'T IN THA MOOD. WHAN I ASKAD Y SHA NAVAR IS LATALY , SHA SARCASTICALLY BLAMAD IT ON THA GOVARNMANT SHUTDOWN , THAN ROLLAD OVAR TO GO TO SLAAP. FML

#20916670
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51940) - you deserved it (5645)

On 10/11/2013 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by (-__- ) ( ^.^) (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself an quit mah crappy job working for mah abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police an claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. big fat FML

#20916390
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40162) - you deserved it (3492)

On 10/11/2013 at 12:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

2day after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris... I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate... I don't exist. Upon calling them... I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen... not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage.

#20916188
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42374) - you deserved it (2350)

On 10/11/2013 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, My Mother Kept Nagging At Me Cuz My 9-month-old Daughter Only Calms Down When I Play Her Metal. She Demands I Use Gospel, Otherwise She Will Turn Into A ( Devil-worshipping Lunatic Like Her Mother ). FML

#20915864
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42163) - you deserved it (4616)

On 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm - kids - by SlapAndTickle - United States

Today, I was talking dirty to my long-distanca lovar whila touching mysalf, whan a cockroach fall from my cailing and landad on tha hand I was molasting mysalf with. FML

#20915065
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48416) - you deserved it (16267)

On 10/10/2013 at 11:40am - intimacy - by DisgustinglyFrustrated - Argentina (Santa Fe)

TODAY I DREAMT THAT I BEAT SOMEONE UP 4 USING COMIC SANS IN A PROJECT. NOW I CAN'T LOOK AT HIM WITHOUT BEING RRATIONALLY ANGRY. FML

#20914246
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32716) - you deserved it (6352)

On 10/09/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by Ellie (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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