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Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance. It's one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I'm waiting in his driveway with balloons I see his car reverse and go the other direction. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83934) - you deserved it (18485)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by SmileEveryday (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84006) - you deserved it (12325)

On 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm - misc - by EPICfml. (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (232151) - you deserved it (81200)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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