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Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27989) - you deserved it (3169)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33126) - you deserved it (4860)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was opening night for the play where I was, for the first time ever, one of the leads. I went on stage with a loud and energetic entrance. I came in two scenes early. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11034) - you deserved it (29045)

On 01/04/2011 at 10:15pm - misc - by theatreluver (woman) - United States



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