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jms08
  • Town/Country : Gilbert , US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 February 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 445
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About jms08 : My name is Janice and Im a 19 Year Old Single Mother. I Live in Gilbert SC, and work and go to college both full-time. Life is really getting overwhelming....

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Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (45750) - you deserved it (10321)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

#3752629 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (46218) - you deserved it (4466)

On 07/14/2009 at 6:13pm - intimacy - by bellaboop1990 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

#3711192 (394)

I agree, your life sucks (15674) - you deserved it (62063)

On 07/13/2009 at 5:17am - intimacy - by air (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (737682) - you deserved it (60982)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)