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jms08
  • Town/Country : Gilbert , US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 February 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 680
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About jms08 : My name is Janice and Im a 19 Year Old Single Mother. I Live in Gilbert SC, and work and go to college both full-time. Life is really getting overwhelming....

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Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56329) - you deserved it (14567)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

#3752629
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52790) - you deserved it (5660)

On 07/14/2009 at 6:13pm - intimacy - by bellaboop1990 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

#3711192
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17717) - you deserved it (77011)

On 07/13/2009 at 5:17am - intimacy - by air (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1095923) - you deserved it (108842)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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