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jmar87
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
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About jmar87 : Sympathetic Conservative...

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Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML

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245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47213) - you deserved it (3632)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by weeks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

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268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50696) - you deserved it (9078)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44608) - you deserved it (6568)

On 07/07/2009 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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