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Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML


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On 11/17/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by xYumix - United States (Hawaii)

Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML


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On 03/13/2009 at 9:06pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML


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On 02/23/2009 at 9:31pm - love - by Kfeaaa (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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