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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52917) - you deserved it (5640)

On 08/11/2013 at 8:58pm - kids - by mydaughterisdisturbed - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was on a bus and I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, and hit him every time he made a noise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45194) - you deserved it (9578)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by accountnamevalid (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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