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jkwanx88x
  • Town/Country : Clearwater, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 December 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 225
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jkwanx88x : iDANCE.

21 years old.
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Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML

#14851350
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23503) - you deserved it (4511)

On 02/05/2011 at 11:13am - health - by Screwed in Seattle - United States (California)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14410) - you deserved it (71880)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML

#14409774
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23493) - you deserved it (5691)

On 12/31/2010 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by legwarmer (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML

#14315930
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22962) - you deserved it (2362)

On 12/23/2010 at 9:21pm - misc - by nick (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML

#14306986
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36443) - you deserved it (6869)

On 12/23/2010 at 3:18am - intimacy - by David H. -

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9182) - you deserved it (19861)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

#13949092
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36658) - you deserved it (5023)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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