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by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
by gir / 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
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- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while… Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got… Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a…