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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 June 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 52
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37266) - you deserved it (3286)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30195) - you deserved it (88417)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)



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