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Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687
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I agree, your life sucks (34141) - you deserved it (13266)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35244) - you deserved it (7568)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6087) - you deserved it (17310)

On 02/01/2009 at 10:52am - misc - by anaph0re - Sent from mobile version



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