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by Cary / 12/26/2011 at 1:17am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 3:38pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 1:25am / United Kingdom (Cornwall) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/24/2011 at 1:06am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
by BGood / 12/21/2011 at 11:30am / United States / Love
by dogwheels / 12/20/2011 at 6:54am / United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne) / Work
Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
by Sedici / 12/18/2011 at 2:44am / United States / Transportation
by MikeNick / 12/17/2011 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/17/2011 at 2:47am / Miscellaneous
Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML
by 2285morgan / 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML
by testesential / 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2011 at 8:57am / Norway (Sogn og Fjordane) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/12/2011 at 3:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 10:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex… Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have… Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend. He tenderly started touching…