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jkozzy
  • Town/Country : Oklahoma, US
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 June 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1592
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

#18613086
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25769) - you deserved it (6820)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Cary (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML

#18608467
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21017) - you deserved it (2376)

On 12/25/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML

#18604012
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26676) - you deserved it (1824)

On 12/25/2011 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML

#18594969
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14625) - you deserved it (37003)

On 12/24/2011 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28289) - you deserved it (7441)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

#18569530
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30030) - you deserved it (3163)

On 12/21/2011 at 11:30am - love - by BGood (woman) - United States

Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML

#18560117
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23683) - you deserved it (1707)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:54am - work - by dogwheels - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

#18542050
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44744) - you deserved it (1985)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
184 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML

#18533442
145 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175
135 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

#18502808
191 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

#18501899
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22675) - you deserved it (1746)

On 12/13/2011 at 8:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

#18494919
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23846) - you deserved it (2301)

On 12/12/2011 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that my father died a little over a year ago. I don't know what's worse; the fact that I don't care or the fact that in his will all he wanted was me not to attend his funeral. FML

#18489810
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26242) - you deserved it (4826)

On 12/11/2011 at 10:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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