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by tooembarassed / 02/03/2012 at 3:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by deadhamster / 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm / United States / Animals
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by zobara / 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm / Switzerland / Money
Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
by crybaby / 02/01/2012 at 3:19am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
by Come on / 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML
by Anonymous / 01/28/2012 at 12:09pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by anonymous / 01/27/2012 at 10:26am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is a Mormon, when his mother greeted me saying how happy she was her son had found himself a Mormon girlfriend. I know nothing about Mormonism, except from what I've seen on South Park, and I'm an atheist. FML
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 4:44am / United States (Oklahoma) / Transportation
by involuntary waxing / 01/15/2012 at 4:00am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
by machismo / 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by KrissyBearr / 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML
by Anonymous / 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…