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by Tanner / 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by littleman / 04/06/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Work
by ari / 03/19/2012 at 1:49am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
by Anonymous / 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm / Ireland / Intimacy
Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML
by S. Michaels / 03/14/2012 at 11:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
by daddy-o / 03/14/2012 at 3:51am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/14/2012 at 3:33am / United States (California) / Transportation
by cmoney6452 / 03/01/2012 at 11:17am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
by awhmaaan / 02/27/2012 at 10:55am / United Kingdom / Health
by slickrick22 / 02/26/2012 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by SmallTownCutie / 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm / Health
by Anonymous / 02/14/2012 at 7:39am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by joy / 02/07/2012 at 12:49pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by jodibut / 02/06/2012 at 11:18am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…