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Today, my father-in-law called me an idiot for buying him coffee cake because he can't have caffeine. He refuses to believe that there's as much coffee in coffee cake as there is ham in a hamburger. FML
by 635CSi / 06/06/2012 at 1:23am / United States (California) / Health
by must.not.itch. / 06/02/2012 at 7:25pm / United States (California) / Health
by ironyisabitch / 06/02/2012 at 1:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 10:29am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on a rowing machine at the gym, listening to a podcast. Something funny was said, I laughed, lost my balance and fell off, with my feet still stuck in the footrests. Someone had to come and help me off. FML
by Anonymous / 05/30/2012 at 10:06am / Ireland (Cork) / Miscellaneous
by Danny / 05/28/2012 at 2:02pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/27/2012 at 11:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML
by Anonymous / 05/12/2012 at 4:04pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Love
by lspicknall / 05/12/2012 at 2:41am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
Today, I started my new job. It seems my colleagues are moronic pranksters, because when I leaned back in my chair, the back-rest fell apart and I fell to the ground, to much laughter. My boss immediately shouted at me to "stop fucking about." I thought this only happened in movies. FML
by dan / 05/09/2012 at 4:10pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
by CharlieOrion / 05/04/2012 at 8:25am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Health
by muddled / 05/02/2012 at 2:16am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Nice / 05/01/2012 at 9:58am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
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- Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…