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today I was at the gym and saw an old friend !! I have puttd on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me ( Wow, you've really gotten big !! ) Just by habit I said ( You too !! ) Turns out she's gaind 45 lbs since I'd last seen her !! Oops !! FML
TODAY... I WAS PUTTING MY HORSE AWAY INTO HER PASTURE... WHEN I SLIPPED IN THE MUD. IN A HAISTY ATTEMPT TO SUPPORT MYSELF... I GRABBED THE ELECTRIC FENCE IN ON HAND... AND MY HORSE WITH THE OTHER. THE SHOCK FROM THE FENCE TRAVELED THROUGH ME TO HER... SENDING HER RUNNING AND LEAVING ME WITH 2 BROKEN TEETH. FML
Yesterday , I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the looool piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening , and said (as we walked past a car full of men) , "Well of course it hurts when u put it in the wrong hole!". FML
Friday 27 March 2015