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Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2009 at 10:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!". FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2009 at 8:40am / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/05/2009 at 6:32am / United States (Nevada) / Animals
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…