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jkozzy
  • Town/Country : Oklahoma, US
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 June 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1605
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9142) - you deserved it (25471)

On 02/04/2010 at 2:22am - health - by Tuffgunsmoke - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34180) - you deserved it (5254)

On 09/11/2009 at 10:48am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!". FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I was insulted online by a teenager who said that I was probably a fat loser that still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

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On 05/05/2009 at 6:32am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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