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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 June 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2747
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TODAY... I FINALLY GATHERED UP THE GUTS TO SAY HI TO THE GIRL I LIKE. AS I WAS WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY... I SAW HER AN WAVED HELLO... ONLY TO WALK INTO A BATHROOM DOOR. FML

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On 10/24/2011 at 6:07am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

today I timed mah walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers looool along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, an covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML

Today, my moter lecturd me about going to te bar too often. Se did tis wile rolling a joint. FML

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On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon!! I don't know if I should feel complimentd!! FML

#17852902
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On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decidd to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me 4 over an hour. "How about being frd?" mega FML

Today, I finished the frst month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entre time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML

#17744289
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On 09/14/2011 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I Woke Up In The Middle Of The Night Feeling Sick . I Went To The Bathroom An Knelt In Front Of The Toilet, Waiting To Throw Up . When I Finally Did, I Violently Shit My Pants At The Same Time . I Was At My Friend's House . FML

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On 09/10/2011 at 9:54pm - health - by sadddddd (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I pickd up a lady's droppd wallet and chasd after her despite mah spraind ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashd her chili sauce filld hotdog across mah face and kickd me in the groin, accusing me of looool stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station 4 3 hours. FML

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On 09/06/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by fmlsrslyahhh - Singapore

Today , I decided to work out. Bieng too embarrassed to run in public , I instead ran in circles in mah basement. FML

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190 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

today tha guy of my draams told ma ha likad ma and laanad in to kiss ma. Just as our lips touchad, I rippad a big ass fart. FML

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On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)

Taday mah car was broken into and they stole all mah CDs but left mah daughter's Black Eyd Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissd about the theft but almost glad to see that the delinquent in mah town have a decent taste in music. FML

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182 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , thinking I was alone in a public bathroom , I started singing the words to mah favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush , so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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149 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was the first day of my sophomore year . While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget . I'm now seen as the school bitch 4 making fun of a midget . I have a genuine fear of midgets . FML

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

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302 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States



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