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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 June 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2026
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

#18061618
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26117) - you deserved it (5330)

On 10/24/2011 at 6:07am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, I timed my walk to work perfectly so that I avoided getting sprayed by the rotating sprinklers along the street. As soon as I successfully passed the last sprinkler, a bus sped by me, hit a puddle, and covered me head to toe in muddy water. FML

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31063) - you deserved it (5628)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

#17852902
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25620) - you deserved it (7789)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML

Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML

#17744289
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26197) - you deserved it (5271)

On 09/14/2011 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

#17714662
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35073) - you deserved it (2797)

On 09/10/2011 at 9:54pm - health - by sadddddd (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML

#17681011
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33630) - you deserved it (2393)

On 09/06/2011 at 3:40pm - misc - by fmlsrslyahhh - Singapore

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

#17666764
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28143) - you deserved it (13784)

On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

#17455521
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37965) - you deserved it (14321)

On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)

Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

#17444868
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28933) - you deserved it (3896)

On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

#17439919
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12489) - you deserved it (32342)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

#17420241
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34933) - you deserved it (7377)

On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States



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