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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About jkmartinjk : Stay cool everybody.

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Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
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I agree, your life sucks (40767) - you deserved it (10272)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32491) - you deserved it (15537)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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