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jkmartinjk's favorite FMLs

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46932) - you deserved it (8758)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
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I agree, your life sucks (36540) - you deserved it (9226)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
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I agree, your life sucks (28560) - you deserved it (14179)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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