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  • Number of visits : 560
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jklol11 : I'm a BAMF so get used to it :D

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Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11392) - you deserved it (63738)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

#16040668
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9872) - you deserved it (81487)

On 05/04/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Cuppycake (woman) - Canada

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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709 comments

I agree, your life sucks (743823) - you deserved it (56844)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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