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jkilla6
  • Town/Country : Raleigh, America!
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68894) - you deserved it (3768)

On 04/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by calliefml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

#880464 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (35052) - you deserved it (26493)

On 04/09/2009 at 12:53am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

#877965 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (52593) - you deserved it (7826)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40717) - you deserved it (31340)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:27pm - kids - by Fat Dad (man) - United States (Missouri)



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