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Today, my grlfriend and I agred to tell her parents that she's pregnant!! When they startd freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
Today I was very cold and tired so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattres on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today , I found out that mah nieghbors 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on mah doorstep everyday. looool Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if u keep doing it , the person in the house will move. FML
Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thrsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 4 a soda.
TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML
TODAY, AN EXTREMELY LARGE LADY CUMMED INTO THE DRY CLEANERSHERE I WORK. SHE PUTSHAT I ASSUME IS A BLANKET ON THE COUNTER TO BE DRY CLEANED. I SAID, "SO JUST THE ONE BLANKET THEN?" SHE REPLIED, "THOSE ARE MAH PANTS, NOT A BLANKET." SHE WAS A SIZE 56.
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