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  • Town/Country : Minnesota, United states
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 March 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jjstock : Hey I love the minnesota sports teams, send me a message :)

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Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7874) - you deserved it (1764)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4692) - you deserved it (787)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML

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On 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Still Dry - United States

Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 9:13am - work - by Kasizzle (man) - United States (Colorado)

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