Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 12/02/2014 at 8:53am) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 758
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jjstock : Hey I love the minnesota sports teams, send me a message :)

jjstock's page activity

Visits<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 11:04pm<b>saltyacs</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 9:54am<b>analbeadlicker</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 5:16am<b>Rhett_15</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 8:35am<b>adamant84</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 2:25pm<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 3:26pm<b>Ashd09</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 1:07pm<b>wsdarrah</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 7:02pm<b>Zman2017</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 8:22am<b>BirdieCurls</b> - the 07/04/2014 at 9:24pm<b>aralc2</b> - the 04/23/2014 at 5:38am<b>ItsKennyBaby</b> - the 04/05/2014 at 7:12pm<b>db32</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 4:20pm<b>soccerstar1996</b> - the 07/13/2013 at 9:57am<b>InfamousRaider</b> - the 06/04/2013 at 2:38am<b>LidiyaSpiers</b> - the 04/18/2013 at 10:59am<b>MakinMills</b> - the 03/12/2013 at 3:43am<b>happylappy</b> - the 03/05/2013 at 1:17am

jjstock's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of jjstock's badges

jjstock's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32081) - you deserved it (6449)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23721) - you deserved it (3145)

On 02/27/2012 at 7:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41164) - you deserved it (4553)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37547) - you deserved it (4075)

On 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Still Dry - United States

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52445) - you deserved it (4288)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: