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  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About jjreeb :
I work at a petstore and love animals- especially dogs and reptiles of all kinds. I own a chameleon :D

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jjreeb's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML

#19813737
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29833) - you deserved it (3091)

On 06/19/2012 at 4:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML

#17355866
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15367) - you deserved it (30653)

On 08/03/2011 at 2:31pm - intimacy - by Alohaporno (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

#17260985
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37612) - you deserved it (6909)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML

#17055167
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32235) - you deserved it (3534)

On 07/10/2011 at 4:54pm - animals - by worstfatherever - United States

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19727) - you deserved it (39575)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -



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