About jjreeb :
I work at a petstore and love animals- especially dogs and reptiles of all kinds. I own a chameleon :D
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jjreeb's favorite FMLs
Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
by Anonymous / 06/19/2012 at 4:59pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
by Alohaporno / 08/03/2011 at 2:31pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
by Ima_Moronski / 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML
by worstfatherever / 07/10/2011 at 4:54pm / United States / Animals
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