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About jjreeb : Hi... I don't know you.... So why you stalk me?
I work at a petstore and love animals- especially dogs and reptiles of all kinds. I own a chameleon :D that is all.
If I piss you off, go tell your mommy. Just dont bother me, cause I don't give a monkey's purple flying arse.
FML doesnt think my life sucks enough... But I suppose that's a good thing ?!
K. Now bye for real now.
P.s. If u message me, I will never ever message you back. Sorry, to all the horny 14 year old girls I ignore.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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