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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 August 1992 (23 years)
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Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27943) - you deserved it (2728)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10470) - you deserved it (62856)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34740) - you deserved it (5473)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34740) - you deserved it (5473)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

#17538600
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30557) - you deserved it (5817)

On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33666) - you deserved it (4877)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10941) - you deserved it (74547)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)



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