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jjneep
  • Town/Country : Vegas, US
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 October 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 297
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML

#1525819 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (9101) - you deserved it (43166)

On 05/01/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by KMilly (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend and i decided to call my boyfriend of three months on three way pretending that i wasn't on the phone. They started talking about me and how cute we were together when my boyfriend says, ''I really do like Ashley a lot and its going to be even harder when i tell her i'm gay now." FML

#477049 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (65353) - you deserved it (16989)

On 03/19/2009 at 9:19pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047 (1012)

I agree, your life sucks (404610) - you deserved it (241680)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363041) - you deserved it (401386)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (284928) - you deserved it (55475)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)