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Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, was first day as a male ceerleader in an attempt to flirt. Te girls were stronger tan me an it's now job to be trown in te air by girls. FML

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On 01/05/2014 at 11:16am - love - by give me an F - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today mah grandparents went around bragging to people that I'm taking mah STD test. They meant to say SAT. FML

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On 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, ( Babe, you took his drink. ) My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, ( Whatever, I took her virginity. ) FML

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On 03/28/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by everyoneheard (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, at work, a littla grl cama in and askd if wa had any danca clothas. As I showd har, I askd if sha was in a compatition. Whan sha said yas, I crossd mah fingar and told har I hopd sha would win. Unfortunataly, I didn't cross tham proparly and I accidantally gava har tha fingar. FML

Taday my boyfriend of four years broke up wit me by writing on my batroom mrror in Sarpie . Wat did e write? ( Hi, I'm Emily . I'm fat, ugly, an now single . ) FML

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On 01/03/2013 at 1:42am - love - by Emily (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... after having sex with my boyfriend... he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I askd why... he said that I ned to "pee out the semen." I explaind to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML

#20107225
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On 10/08/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by bucollegegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I eld ands wit a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember wat olding ands felt like . FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 8:26pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward an I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

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On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

YESTERDAY, WHILE WATCHING TV WITH MY WIFE, I REALIZED THAT WE WERE STILL WATCHING "MY LITTLE PONY" EVEN THOUGH THE KIDS HAD BEEN ASLEEP FIR HALF AN HOUR. FML

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On 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by ajnmegs - United States (Colorado)

Today... I slashd mah ass opan with a shard of glass. How? I was making out with mah crush... and thraw mah glassas on tha ground. I forgot looool about tham whan wa dacidd to lia down. FML

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On 01/11/2012 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Dockin (man) - India

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I got ma period !! Last week, I fell out of a window and landd between ma legs on a bus; I ave massive swelling down tere, and stitces over te rippd fles !! Now I'm bleeding out ma period on top of te lingering wounds down tere !! It urts even to pee, let alone menstruate !! FML

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On 11/01/2011 at 5:50pm - health - by stitchesupmyass (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I broke up with mah boyfriend. Devastated he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down mah spine was too much 4 me to handle so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

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On 10/04/2011 at 1:22am - love - by backtosquareone - Asia/Pacific Region

Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML

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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)



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