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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 September 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2721
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jjames7543 : Today, out of my extreme boredom, I am taking the liberty in updating this little "About me" box. I don't know what to say so stop creepin' around my profile.

P.S. my birthday is actually on the 6th, but FML doesn't love me enough to keep the right date when I change it. I know it's only one day off, but still...

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Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

#19436795
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24302) - you deserved it (3497)

On 04/09/2012 at 2:18pm - love - by missclitter - United States

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33577) - you deserved it (3088)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

#19428226
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34406) - you deserved it (2351)

On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

#19426684
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44109) - you deserved it (3062)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML

#19424336
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6870) - you deserved it (46877)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25311) - you deserved it (9451)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5895) - you deserved it (23823)

On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39208) - you deserved it (4530)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was texting my girlfriend about cross dressing and I said, "It would be hard for me to conceal my weapon." She instantly replied, "Not really, it's like finding a needle in a haystack, you'll be alright." FML

#19399007
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23497) - you deserved it (6670)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:43am - intimacy - by DanteWest1000 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

#19391637
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38163) - you deserved it (2889)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22075) - you deserved it (9310)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16668) - you deserved it (30035)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

#19387058
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22328) - you deserved it (4369)

On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to explain to my 23-year-old boyfriend the difference between "your" and "you're". I do this every other day, but it's like his head is permanently stuck in the first grade. FML

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

#19381776
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21376) - you deserved it (9853)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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