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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 September 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2761
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jjames7543 : Today, out of my extreme boredom, I am taking the liberty in updating this little "About me" box. I don't know what to say so stop creepin' around my profile.

P.S. my birthday is actually on the 6th, but FML doesn't love me enough to keep the right date when I change it. I know it's only one day off, but still...

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Today, before a big client pitch I went into their office bathroom to quickly slick down my hair. It had two identical automatic faucets, one for water and one for hand soap. Now my hair is full of soap, and smells like industrial strength lavender. FML

#13548383
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8121) - you deserved it (26194)

On 10/22/2010 at 9:26am - work - by soapypete (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML

#13538195
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22166) - you deserved it (7933)

On 10/21/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

#13512801
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33033) - you deserved it (2331)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML

#13512603
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29409) - you deserved it (9458)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

#13481671
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19417) - you deserved it (25862)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

#13391537
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10425) - you deserved it (23179)

On 10/10/2010 at 11:16am - misc - by Icey_dan1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

#13373695
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29754) - you deserved it (8935)

On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45845) - you deserved it (14685)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML

#13342166
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25844) - you deserved it (4466)

On 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm - animals - by ukfan - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML

#13321339
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9321) - you deserved it (54112)

On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML

#13262261
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28260) - you deserved it (3478)

On 09/30/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Ugh-Lee - United States

Today, I spent the entire day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg, so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later, I found out it was because I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known for being unpopular, unwanted, ugly, and stupid. FML

#13145609
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33278) - you deserved it (5884)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

#13145011
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50038) - you deserved it (3466)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41854) - you deserved it (2680)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML

#13075106
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20902) - you deserved it (11964)

On 09/16/2010 at 4:06pm - misc - by locker (woman) - United States (New York)



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