About jjames7543 : Today, out of my extreme boredom, I am taking the liberty in updating this little "About me" box. I don't know what to say so stop creepin' around my profile.
P.S. my birthday is actually on the 6th, but FML doesn't love me enough to keep the right date when I change it. I know it's only one day off, but still...
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Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 12:29pm - love - by Fatality (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by unsatisfying (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML
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On 10/27/2010 at 2:46pm - animals - by Florida - United States (California)
Today, one of my coworkers called to remind me about the annual costume day at work this morning. I dressed as Pocahontas. There is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML
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On 10/25/2010 at 9:47pm - work - by pocahontas (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, before a big client pitch I went into their office bathroom to quickly slick down my hair. It had two identical automatic faucets, one for water and one for hand soap. Now my hair is full of soap, and smells like industrial strength lavender. FML
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On 10/22/2010 at 9:26am - work - by soapypete (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
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On 10/21/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
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On 10/19/2010 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Puerto Rico)
Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML
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On 10/10/2010 at 11:16am - misc - by Icey_dan1 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, after bringing my dog back inside, he started whining. I thought it was because he wanted his toys, but he was really trying to say, "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him, leaving a trail down the hallway. FML
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On 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm - animals - by ukfan - United States
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML
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On 09/30/2010 at 11:07am - misc - by Ugh-Lee - United States
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