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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3635
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jjames7543 : Today, out of my extreme boredom, I am taking the liberty in updating this little "About me" box. I don't know what to say so stop creepin' around my profile.

P.S. my birthday is actually on the 6th, but FML doesn't love me enough to keep the right date when I change it. I know it's only one day off, but still...

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Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17651) - you deserved it (48650)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking with an hugging mah girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny an touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. mega FML

#13921347
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9803) - you deserved it (61250)

On 11/21/2010 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Morelos)

Today, was mah first day at school. I got kickd out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

#13865567
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34411) - you deserved it (4762)

On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open an it escaped. My dad recently putted mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

#13854303
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11844) - you deserved it (31186)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I raalizd I'va baan playing too much Call of Duty . I startd scraaming, ( Spawn, b*tch! Spawn! ) at my microwavabla pizza whila it looool was in tha microwava . FML

#13827261
158 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... my boyfriend ditched me... saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later... I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. fat FML

#13738415
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25858) - you deserved it (8936)

On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I want to kiss my girlfriand on tha nackhila sha was cooking on tha stova. Apparantly I scarad har an now I hava a nica burn mark on my haad from tha hot frying pan sha hit ma with. FML

#13692696
62 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by StayPositive - United States (Maine)

TODAY... OUR CLASS WAS FOCUSING ON DISCRIMINATION... AND OUR TEACER ASKED US IF ANYONE AD EVER FELT DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. I PUT AND UP TO SARE A STORY... AND TEACER IMMEDIATELY SAID "IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GINGER... ISN'T IT?" TAT'S NOT WAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. FML

#13688243
240 comments

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On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I Went To A Party Dressed As A Pinata !! Drunk People Tried To Hit Me All Night !! FML

#13671939
85 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today , my boyfriend , who is a great cook , decidd to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made lookd werd but tastd good. I jokingly said , ( They taste great , but they look awful! ) He respondd by saying , ( I could say the same thing about you. ) FML

#13655467
94 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)

I walked outside to find someone had egged mah house and smashed a pumpkin onto mah looool car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was mah own 8 year old son. FML

#13653582
156 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, 4 once, I managed to get boyfriend's mind off te ockey game. I muted te TV an cuddled up to im. Only trty seconds into snuggling, e soved me onto te floor an screamed, "GOAL!" FML

#13626232
182 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 12:29pm - love - by Fatality (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, wife checkd the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML

#13622305
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22247) - you deserved it (14490)

On 10/28/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by unsatisfying (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied ( Cool, ) he then said, ( She happens to have yur name. ) I think mah father in law is trying to send me a message. fat FML

#13615353
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22138) - you deserved it (2512)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:46pm - animals - by Florida - United States (California)

Today, one of ma coworkers called to remind me about te annual costume day at work tis morning. I dressed as Pocaontas. Tere is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML

#13595352
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31597) - you deserved it (6218)

On 10/25/2010 at 9:47pm - work - by pocahontas (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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