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About jjames7543 : Today, out of my extreme boredom, I am taking the liberty in updating this little "About me" box. I don't know what to say so stop creepin' around my profile.
P.S. my birthday is actually on the 6th, but FML doesn't love me enough to keep the right date when I change it. I know it's only one day off, but still...
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Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML
Today, I was walking with an hugging mah girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny an touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. mega FML
TODAY... OUR CLASS WAS FOCUSING ON DISCRIMINATION... AND OUR TEACER ASKED US IF ANYONE AD EVER FELT DISCRIMINATED AGAINST. I PUT AND UP TO SARE A STORY... AND TEACER IMMEDIATELY SAID "IT'S BECAUSE YOUR GINGER... ISN'T IT?" TAT'S NOT WAT I WAS GOING TO SAY. FML
Today , my boyfriend , who is a great cook , decidd to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made lookd werd but tastd good. I jokingly said , ( They taste great , but they look awful! ) He respondd by saying , ( I could say the same thing about you. ) FML
Today, one of ma coworkers called to remind me about te annual costume day at work tis morning. I dressed as Pocaontas. Tere is no annual costume day. I was fired for dressing inappropriately in front of customers. FML
Friday 27 March 2015