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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3636
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About jjames7543 : Today, out of my extreme boredom, I am taking the liberty in updating this little "About me" box. I don't know what to say so stop creepin' around my profile.

P.S. my birthday is actually on the 6th, but FML doesn't love me enough to keep the right date when I change it. I know it's only one day off, but still...

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as I was walking home from school with mah guy friends, mah dad pulld up by the sidewalk, offerd me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he startd laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school . FML

#17874410
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25899) - you deserved it (6106)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend sowed me a YouTube video of im popping a uge blackead on is foreead. He told me e ad been "growing" it for more tan 2 years now. I ave been caressing an kissing tat ting for almost 2 years because I tougt it was a beauty mark. real FML

#17839150
168 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today... Professor Snappd An Told Me That I Know Nothing... That Everything I've Ever Lerend Is Wrong... An That All Of Former Teachers Should Be Shot. Fat FML

#17804951
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28139) - you deserved it (4578)

On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, I HEARD ON A TV SHOW THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO FIT A STANDARD LIGHT-BULB IN YUR MOUTH, BUT IT CAN'T BE REMOVED AFTERWARDS. I JUST HAD TO TRY THIS OUT. AND THEN VISIT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL TO GET IT REMOVED. FML

#17695095
297 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner !! After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella !! She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon' !! mega FML

#17610443
169 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, ma son was eating a plum. I was busy in te kitcen, an e came running in saying "Mummy ma plum is wet", I told im it was fine an bit a bit off to prove it. He lookd at me an said "No Mummy! Can u was it please, I droppd it in ma potty". I feel ill. FML

#17606704
78 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm - kids - by cjay2200 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I had to take mah dog to the vet fir him to be puttd to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up mah ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
233 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in mah ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

#17578977
148 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah boyfriand wrota ma a braak-up lattar, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31255) - you deserved it (4152)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to nuts via nieghbor's tenni ball shooter. FML

#17573986
111 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, MY HOUSE GOT WATERMELOND. NOT EGGD, WATERMELOND. FML

#17564993
106 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

today I was baking cookies. I stard at them fir 15 minute an finally askd mah dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He lookd up at the oven an replid, "It might help if u turn the oven on." FML

#17558329
237 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by Kendal - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grandpa told me wat he'd do if he was president . I sat there for 30 minute listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoner to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over . And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penise to their foreheads . FML

#17556947
408 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today , I burned my tongue. With a flat ron. real FML

#17544940
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8635) - you deserved it (53235)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:43am - health - by heheheh - Canada (Ontario)



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