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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 618
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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jiyong's favorite FMLs

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46810) - you deserved it (9271)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35716) - you deserved it (4944)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

#14908871
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30220) - you deserved it (12154)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

#14881953
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10955) - you deserved it (38509)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML

#14872504
75 comments

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On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -

Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML

#14852501
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15649) - you deserved it (33297)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52021) - you deserved it (3828)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, I met my daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry. I asked what he does, to which he answered, "I'm a Flamencologist." Flamencology? The study of Flamenco? Huh? FML

#14838369
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22758) - you deserved it (6365)

On 02/04/2011 at 10:01am - kids - by dancer101 (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

#14820384
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37299) - you deserved it (21908)

On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw and wearing hockey masks. FML

#14753442
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33101) - you deserved it (4163)

On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)



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