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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 629
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33208) - you deserved it (6582)

On 10/21/2013 at 2:53am - health - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML


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On 08/17/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Sarah - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML


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On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML


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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML


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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML


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