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jinxthejinx
  • Town/Country : Chandler, Arizona, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 August 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 1064
  • Number of comments : 146
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jinxthejinx : Bio: I'm a cool chick. Married, have a hilarious 15-month-old girl—I think she's great, but I'm giving her away before she turns thirteen. No way can I handle a teenage girl.

I was in the Navy—was gonna be a nuke tech on an aircraft carrier til I fucked up my knee. Ah, them's the breaks.

I'm a certified genius, but stupid sometimes nonetheless. My husband is a half-Thai half-German coffee master at a local brew joint. I married him for the free coffee. Just kidding, I love him. Except having a tiny, insane Asian woman for a mother-in-law can get interesting…

Interests: literature, human nature, physics, being retarded with my daughter, harassing strangers, doing weird things, reading good books, changing my hair, drawing, painting, writing, whisky, hanging out with my animals, making & mailing postcards to random strangers via postcrossing.com, watching good movies, picking up my guitar once in awhile, whatever. I shaved my head once.

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Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML

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