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Today , I ad to wake my mom up . Wile se was nakd . On te toilet . FML

Today , my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35838) - you deserved it (2715)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, Mah 15 Year Old Grlfriend Called To Tell Me She Is Pregnant. Her Dad Is Ex-military, And Makes A Point Of Cleaning His Guns Every Time I Go To Her House. FML

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On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

TODAY I WAS AWAKENED, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, BY THE SOUND OF CRYING COMING FROM OUTSIDE. THERE'S A MILE IN BETWEEN HOUSES WHERE I LIVE. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28507) - you deserved it (2203)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by holycow (man) - United States (California)



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