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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 June 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6886
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About jimmyb00o5 : I'm a cadet at West Point who like Ben and Jerry's ice cream, non-fiction books, engaging conversations and long walks on the beach with that special someone. ;-p

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Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (153325) - you deserved it (8467)

On 04/17/2009 at 9:19pm - intimacy - by gringa_Peru (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20160) - you deserved it (109323)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9431) - you deserved it (61185)

On 04/16/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by imnotcool (woman) - United States (Texas)



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