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jimmb0
  • Town/Country : Lendava, Slovenia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 October 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 4125
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
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I agree, your life sucks (58852) - you deserved it (643149)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML

#1321
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I agree, your life sucks (6510) - you deserved it (26829)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:34am - intimacy - by horny bastard - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5411) - you deserved it (20309)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

#923
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I agree, your life sucks (15614) - you deserved it (4620)

On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version



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