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jimmb0
  • Town/Country : Lendava, Slovenia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 October 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 3895
  • Number of comments : 28
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Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

#3051580 (153)

I agree, your life sucks (46527) - you deserved it (2104)

On 06/20/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by Dumbass - United States (Florida)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178 (978)

I agree, your life sucks (42626) - you deserved it (500308)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

#1352 (35)

I agree, your life sucks (4496) - you deserved it (19536)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML

#1321 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (6029) - you deserved it (24762)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:34am - intimacy - by horny bastard - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (4136) - you deserved it (13984)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

#923 (32)

I agree, your life sucks (12096) - you deserved it (3345)

On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version